Tuesday, March 14, 2006

MIranda Texidor's Permit to operate

PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF
ECUADOR

With all the qualifications pertaining thereof to, the Peoples Republic of Ecuador hereby certifies that the below described premises have complied with all the requirements of the national bureau of Laboratories and Museums to operate as a legal facility and it is allowed to the expenditure of spirits and the vending of the following items:

HANDMADE SIGNS
FOOD OF ALL KINDS (including guinea pig)
SEX AND PEOPLE PERFORMING IT
COTTON CANDY
DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES
DINOUSAURS
RHINOCEROUS
VACCINES
GYNECOLOGISTS
BREAKFAST
LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
CUBA LIBRE
FIDEL CASTRO
TOYS AND TRINKETS
DOGS
PLASTIC FLOWERS
PLASTIC TABLECLOTHS WITH FLIES
ETC.


10 OCT. 2005 The President of the Peoples
Republic of Ecuador

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